"But it was so artistically done..."
This page (Rewrite) requires, at the very least, serious rewrites.
There is something off about this page; it fundamentally contradicts established lore, is poorly thought out, has thematic issues, or maybe it just plain sucks. Whatever the reason may be, it needs to be remade from the ground up in order to preserve the quality standards of the wiki.
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